After waiting in line to buy and spending a week with the iPhone 5, living with it, owning it, I can say confidently that itâs the best smartphone Iâve ever owned. Those who think itâs boring, or disappointing, or not different enough? I say the iPhone has finally grown up. Thereâs nothing boring about it.
Just to be clear, this isnât some corporate review unit weâre talking about â" we waited outside at the hellacious crack of dawn in a hell-pit shopping centre alongside people who were willing to actually hit each other for a new phone. I wasnât due for a new contract, so I ponied up extra money for a semi-subsidised handset I was truthfully only buying because I shattered my last one.
I say this both because we got this phone like a most people did, and because it was a gigantic pain in the arse. I had every reason to resent the iPhone 5. And yetâ¦
Whatâs The Big Deal?
We spend the better part of every single year speculating, exhaustively, over how the next iPhone will be different. The screen! The data! The body! What does this little circuit mean? Are these photos real?! We â" you and I, all together â" have been caring about this thing since far before any Chinese laborer woke up at dawn to begin sifting through its parts. And itâs not just us tech writers and readers who have a vested interest; the iPhone is mainstream to the tune of as many as six million handsets sold every single month. Over five million people have already bought this one.
As much as thatâs an indictment of our society, iPhone releases are small cultural events on their own. Thereâs no point in trying to deny that. This phone will set the phone chatter until the next iPhone comes out, and that one until the next. And so on.
We care because we love caring, but we also care because we should: Apple only builds one phone a year, instead of the scatter-shot approach of the competition. And so the iPhone has been the standard-bearer of all smartphonedom for half a decade: the entire industry looks to it â" sometimes a little too closely.
The iPhone hasnât been the only interesting or worthwhile phone for some time now â" the Galaxy III and the Lumia 920 and the HTC One X all have a hint of glory â" but thereâs no doubt itâs the most venerable by a longshot.
Yes, Itâs Pretty And Your Friends Will Notice
If the public is at all underwhelmed by the iPhone 5â²s arrival, itâs expressed by the threadbare refrain, It doesnât look different enough, as if the New iPhone should have been hexagonal, a metre wide, or printed on the front of a cracker. At first blush itâs an elongated iPhone 4S. After just a day or two with the iPhone 5, actually using it instead of staring at pictures on the Internet, I could appreciate it for what it is: an aluminium jewel.
Every day I came to appreciate it more than the day before, the kind of gratification that takes time to percolate, rather than a quick pop. As soon as you palm the iPhone 5, it pleases you â" itâs light (think a handful of five-cent pieces) and superthin (think a fraction of a CD case), just shy of feeling cheap â" a fantastic balance. Maybe Apple settled on this form deliberately, or maybe it just couldnât make it any skinnier and lighter. Either way, itâs lovely to hold and something I appreciated more each day, rather than a dimensional surprise that diminished.
And holding a phone matters, because thatâs how you use a phone. Unlike other handsets with larger screens, I could operate the iPhone 5 comfortably, quickly, and constantly with one hand and open my apartment door, pet a dog, give a high five, or eat with the other. This is an enormous, quickly forgotten virtue among handsets. Appreciate it here. I was dreading a four-inch iPhone as a blasphemy and a burden, but it turns out to be neither. My hand loves it, and yours will too, barring some anatomical aberration.
But practical is boring. Letâs be superficial again. The iPhone 5 is the most beautiful iPhone and â" despite some increasingly knockout competition â" one of the most beautiful smartphones. Itâs just not the flashiest; again, time spent with the phone pays dividends. Youâll appreciate its minuteness.
For those who care â" and itâs more iPhone owners than might admit it â" rest assured that people will know that itâs A New iPhone youâre carrying. And thereâs nothing wrong with craving that geek street cred. You just dropped serious cash on a new thing, you want people to know itâs different and better than last yearâs thing. And the iPhone 5 is plenty of both.
Its 7.6mm thickness is gorgeousness in itself. WolframAlpha tells me this is the typical length of an ant. An ant! The matte black evokes the cold majesty of a stealth bomber, and like the display, I still find myself staring at it. Even after I dropped it on a hard locker room floor, revealing a dainty chip â" yes, it does chip and scratch â" itâs inky and sublime. That coal bezel, faceted and gemlike, makes the old silver one of the 4 and 4S look straight tacky. The white iPhone 5 is fine, but youâre missing out on some of the best industrial design of all time if you pick that over the understated black â" youâll feel more George Jetson than Darth Vader.
Iâm still finding new things about it that make me smile â" and yes I realise how corny that sounds. Itâs awful enough that I wouldnât write it if it werenât true.
Tasteful On The Inside, Too
The iPhone 5 doesnât have NFC, wireless charging, or other early adopter fantasies that mightâve been on your wish list. Thatâs fine; those things donât matter in the real world, not yet. Do you know how many times over the past week I wished my iPhone 5 had NFC? Zero times, because there are nearly zero opportunities to use it. I canât yearn for something I canât use. Wireless charging looks more practical on paper but also uglifies your desktop for nominal gain. If youâre disappointed by the absence of these things, youâre looking for a reason to be disappointed â" and you need to snap out of it.
The first iPhone didnât have 3G. It didnât have apps. You couldnât even text people pictures. But the conceit of a perfect touchscreen with Apple software poured into is every bit as compelling a reason to buy an iPhone in 2012 as it was in 2007. Apple is a gadget yacht club: beautiful, pristine, exhaustively perfectionist, planned down to details you probably wonât notice and entirely conservative. The iPhone 5 is the consummately conservative phone. It dares to do nothing new; itâs determined, instead, to do what already exists in the most stellar manner possible. And itâs always been that way.
Every day I found some improvement in the new phone, whether within or without: the machine gun speed of the cameraâs shutter when I was trying to snap a running puppy. Temple Run, my favourite 3D game, running a little more smoothly and booting up a hell of a lot more quickly. Being able to read the New York Times site in Safari by the water near my apartment in an LTE instant â" an area where Iâd gotten poor (or no) service in the past. Distracting myself with old episodes of The Office and the vibrancy of Drive during a long train ride â" media that just wouldnât quite have been very much fun on a 3.5-inch screen. Ryan Gosling appreciates it. Being able to plug in the new Lightning plug when arriving at my desk and then back home without there being an âupside-downâ to worry about.
And then thereâs the display. That 1136 x 640 screen is the best of any phone in the history of phones. Everything looks wonderful â" itâs still âRetinaâ at 326 ppi â" and the tallness allows you to get that extra bite of email, texting, or the web, without feeling like youâve got a trout in your hand. Thereâs no great mystery to it; itâs the stuff you were doing on your last iPhone, only more so. Picking out a next song to play in the music app and realising you can now see an entire albumâs track list is a treat â" a lengthy mixtape like Late Nights with Jeremih was more digestible than ever. My mobile photos look better than Iâve ever seen them, and there was, of course, more room than ever to pinch deep into the details of Instagrammed grass and drunk bar candids. Itâll make you want to take more (so maybe reconsider that 16 GB model). Sometimes I just stare at the screen â" the George Condo oil painting wallpaper I settled on looks like itâs actually on canvas. Shout out to George and Kanye.
Itâs entirely possible that Apple only made the display longer because thatâs what the kids buy these days and not because they actually think itâs better than the 3.5-inch models before. Part of growing up is compromise, though, realising the demands of the world and bowing to them. If the iPhone 5 had to be larger, then very well, it had to be larger. Letâs just be glad itâs not any larger than it is â" Apple has balanced realism with restraint.
Obviously not everything is perfect. I have gripes, and you will too. Apple Maps is, well, Apple Maps. It trips me up sometimes. The headphone jack switch from top to bottom seems arbitrary and feels clumsy. I often found myself trying to twist a headphone cord out of the way of my wrist, or accidentally triggering Siri mid-song while pulling the thing out of my pocket. It makes for an awkward pocket position.
Even with all of this internal augmentation, the battery remains the same â" the olâ nightly recharge will be a mainstay, like itâs always been with the iPhone. Sometimes youâll get a little less, sometimes youâll get a little more. With regular use, lots of Spotify streaming and lots and lots of bathroom gaming, I almost always made it through an entire day. But in the age of Droid Razr Maxx and its beefily batteried kin, almost falls a little short.
The elongated four-inch screen too, although perfectly ergonomic and delicious for widescreen videos, doesnât always make sense. In fact, sometimes itâs a real drag: unoptimised or older apps are letterboxed. Letterboxing always sucks. Always.
And when apps are optimised, sometimes youâre getting absolutely nothing in return for that bigger screen you paid for: every time Iâve used Instagram, perhaps the worst infractor, Iâm bummed. Instead of using the extra space to make the app better, its devs just filled in the space with blank grey pixels. Great. Thanks for that. Instagram certainly isnât the only offender: plenty of my favourite games are letterboxed, and will probably be forever, given a lack of recent updates. Wasteful app moments like this might make you wince or roll your eyes â" or maybe theyâll force developers to be more creative with vertical space. We can hope!
Are Maps A Dealbreaker?
And then thereâs Maps. We need to have this talk. Apple Maps is nowhere near as good as Google Maps. This is potentially a huge deal, as instant, near-perfect directions for the entire world have come to be one of the most vital and taken-for-granted parts of owning any smartphone. Itâs a thing that genuinely makes our lives better. If a phoneâs maps are trash, the whole thing might be scuttled.
I urge you to do some online homework and see if Apple Maps is completely screwed up in your locale â" if so, wait to buy an iPhone 5.
Odds are, itâs fine.
There are problems aplenty, sure. Search results are off, sometimes. This needs to be fixed. The absence of integrated public transit directions is infuriating and unforgivable. This needs to be fixed. Some geo-queries drop multiple pins for the same place, which is irritating and confusing (Pro tip: the one with the integrated Yelp info is usually the correct one). This needs to be fixed. Some spots are just flat out wrong, which almost screwed me for crosstown meetings on a couple of occasions. This needs to be fixed.
But all of these were exceptions. Flareups. Errors. None of which prevented the iPhone 5 from being livable and usable every day Iâve carried it.
Ideally, yes, Apple wouldâve stuck with Google Maps. This is a backslide, a noticeably inferior user experience. There was no reason for this switch-up beyond a corporate middle school slap fight between two rich companies.
Apple Maps is flawed, not broken and the hysteria surrounding its release is overblown. Iâve been using iOS 6 and Apple Maps every single day for months on an iPhone 4S and now 5, walking and driving through New York, Washington, coastal Massachusetts, and rural Maryland. I never got lost. Isnât that what matters? I found the clam shack I was looking for on Apple Maps. Turn by turn works spectacularly. Is it Google Maps good? No. But for now, most times, itâs good enough. Of course, outside the US, oneâs experience will be less positive, so that needs to be considered.
Yes, 3D terrain feature is goofily warped. Often completely broken. But really, were you ever going to use it for anything more than an eye candy dazzle-show? Itâs a demo, not a feature. I never triggered it, unless by accident, or just to show off a âcool 3D thingâ my new phone can do, which is stupid. Unless youâre a CIA analyst planning a Predator drone strike, youâve never needed satellite view for anything beyond the novelty of âhey thereâs my houseâ. You still donât need it.
This is what matters.
Not this.
The iPhone Grew Up. So Should You
The only thing that could stop you from being excited by the iPhone 5 and recognising it as a great phone, is this past yearâs expectations, or deep-seated habit. Let âem go. If youâre an Android or Windows Phone diehard, this probably wonât win you over â" itâs more of the same. But the same has never been so good, so refined, so useful. Now that the wowza factor of a touchscreen smartphone has worn off after half a decade, refined isnât enough to stir everyone up into a frenzy of orgiastic expectation fulfillment. But if you were expecting a groundbreaking phone, or a startling phone, or some sort of phone quantum leap, you were kidding yourself. Wireless charging folly, NFC futurism â" those are immature demands for immature technologies.
The iPhone 5 is a mature phone. Itâs also a brilliant phone. Apple identified, one by one, every way in which an already solid phone could be improved. And then it made those things better. It didnât set out to startle and amaze by face value. It wonât dazzle you with a breathtaking new design. Your breath will remain with you. But the very feat of making progress toward perfection with a device that was already the best phone out there is a giant feat in itself. Body, processor, colors on screen, a much-improved camera with some clever new tricks. Thereâs no shame in incremental progress, in toddler steps, when those steps are along a golden road covered in candy canes. Sure, Apple Maps might make it hard to find this road, but the point remains: the iPhone 5 can be phenomenal without being a phenomenon unto itself. It can be the best gadget youâve ever owned without being the harbinger of a tech revolution.
The iPhone 5 is the best smartphone Appleâs ever made. If that on its own isnât enough to excite you, then itâs your loss.
iPhone 5 Test Notes
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